My Weapon is a Loli, Chapter 3

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Snow white’s leg
The sunshine lit up the ground.
Under the beach, umbrella is a cool shade while outside of it is the bright sunlight
Reynold was having a forced expression while drinking fruit juice…….
He just can’t understand, this teacher is such a demoness, it was just coming to a lake, why does she have to act as though we are at the beach sunbathing?
But that is not the main point…….

Dear beautiful teacher, if you really want to feel like we are at the beach sunbathing!
Then……
Let me apply suntan lotion on you!
Muhahaha……….
Reynold can’t help but to reveal an evil smile as he thought about it.
“What are you thinking about?” Cynthia is wearing a bikini, sitting on a stool, lifting her snow white thigh. Cynthia was squeezing out a milky white suntan lotion, gathering it in her right hand and gently rubbing it across her snow white thigh. This first class sight cause Reynold to be stupefied, and gulp down his saliva……
“Ah, Reynold, I can’t reach my back, would you like to…..” Cynthia slightly lifts her tender and beautiful red lips, and lean towards Reynold, breathing out a faint smoke ring.
As Cynthia was leaning over, Reynold saw her cleavage beneath her neck. Reynold hastily covers his nose, “No! There is no need! Teacher!”
“I don’t feel so well suddenly!” Reynold rubs his nosebleed
“Kekeke…….” Cynthia smiled, “Little boy, didn’t you want to help me rub suntan lotion just now?”
Reynold was stunned for a moment that someone actually saw through him, could this beautiful teacher be actually able to read minds?
Oh no!
No wonder that perverted principal regard her so highly
En?
Why does it feels like this is such a big new!
“You little kid only know how to let your imagination run wild.” Cynthia with a cigarette between her fingers, took a breath of smoke, “I only rely on my own strength you know.  As of my abilities as a teacher, you will understand immediately.”
Oh!

Reynold froze, if rubbing suntan lotion was a coincidence, then regarding the idea of the perverted principal which was seen through can’t be a coincidence!

Don’t tell me………

This teacher’s ability is really [Seeing through heart]?

Reynold stroke his chin…….

He decided to give it a try………

Reynold looks at Cynthia in her face and silently muttered in his heart…….

“I rubbed your old man?”

(Tl:我擦你大爷 no idea what this mean to let’s just assume it’s something rude)

“…………”

“Pa!Pa!Pa!”

Cynthia lifts her fists and gave Reynold a good beating……

“Ah! It hurt! It hurts!”

Reynold was beaten till he ran off while shielding his head with his hands.

When Cynthia ended the beating, she claps her hand, and proudly declares, “The principal personally request me to give you special training, right now we are about to begin, are you ready?”

“Hold on!” Reynold climbs up from the ground and lifts his right hand stopping Cynthia, though he was beaten till he had a bloody nose and a swollen face, his eyes still shows unswerving determination, “Why? Why did the great principal chose me?”

Cynthia remained silent for a moment.

“………..”

Suddenly Cynthia pull Reynold by the back of his head, “Because you are too stupid! Bastard!”

“PA!” Another slap

“You are thinking too much! Don’t think delude yourself into thinking you have some power! Bastard!”

“PA!” Three slaps flew in his direction.

“Don’t forget that I can tell whatever you are thinking about! Bastard! Just listen to my orders faithfully bastard! Otherwise, I will beat you up! Bastard!”

Reynold sigh.

Thinking about it, she is right, being the last rank student for so long, it is impossible to develop some cheat main character special ability.

Though he knows it himself

Reynold can’t help but to fantasize, dreaming about his own tales of adventures.

Reynold raises his head, narrowing his eyes, feeling the embrace of the sunlight……

One day, will I also be a [Strongest Ruler] and obtain a story world of my own?

“Your way of thinking is not bad.” Cynthia pat Reynold’s shoulder, with a face full of pity, “But it is a bit unrealistic.”

Reynold is stunned for a moment, he immediately recall Cynthia’s [Seeing through heart] ability, he awkwardly smile, “it’s a dream.”

“A dream?” Cynthia took a breath of her cigarette, breathing out faint smoke which waft through the air in the warm breeze.

Cynthia shook the cigarette slightly, flicking the cigarette ash off, “Is this the reason why you have been idling about for the past few years?”

“En? Come here! Teacher promise not to beat you to death!” Cynthia extinguishes the cigarette, though she is wearing a bikini, she still form a fighting stance.

“Ahaha!” Reynold stroke his head “Calm down! Calm down!”

Cynthia looks at Reynold, suddenly she said with a serious tone, “If you want to fulfill your dreams, not only must you have the strength, you must also have something else.”

“What is it?”

“Hot-blooded.”

“Hot blood?” Reynold was stunned for a moment, then he smiled, “Hot blood? I have lots of it! Every time when I’m burning with anger, I……”

(TL: Chinese version of hot-blooded (热血), is also written the same as hot blood (热血). hot-blooded means passionate while hot blood literally means hot warm blood. Did you get the punt?)

“Always need to donate blood…..”

(Tl: Did you get the punt again?)

Cynthia smiled lightly, “You just obliterated people’s understanding of the meaning of hot-blooded.”

Reynold nods his head in silence.

“But, there is still hope for you.” Cynthia pats Reynold’s shoulder.

Reynold raise his hand, pointing at himself in amazement, “Me? There is still hope for me?”

“If you don’t try how will you know?” When Cynthia said this, Reynolds felt as though Cynthia sensei holy and upright figure was suddenly erected in his heart.

“Go now! To battle! Strengthen yourself!” Cynthia add on, “Let me send you to the first [instance story dungeon] I’ve chosen for you!”

[Ding]

A clear sound ring in the air.

A blue travelling gate suddenly appeared on the gentle lake surface.

Reynold still have not caught on to what happened, he can only watch as Cynthia sensei jog towards him with increasing pace, she formed an arc with her long leg, and……..

Reynold felt a burst of scorching pain on his butt, he was kicked by Cynthia and plunge into the travelling gate……..

When Reynold open his eyes, he is facing the ocean, the water is pale blue with a shade of dark green jade colour.

This appears to be a sea island, with sea breeze mixing with humid air and a faint nature fragrance.

The setting sun ignite the water surface and the sky, there are approximately more than a thousand half-bodied giant stone statues, most of them are neatly arranged on the shoreline, they have varying sizes, different expressions, every one of them are facing the sea, which seems to have some meaning.

There are still some erected in the underbrush, some have fallen on the ground, some are erected on the altar.

Those giant statues are extremely huge, they are roughly about 700cm to 1000cm, their head are slightly long with empty eye socket, with nose sharp nose, pointy chin, and particularly long ears.

(Tl: somewhat like this)

These stone statues are carved out from pale yellow volcanic rock, with some red rocks in it, their bodies are full of spell like symbols.

Ah?

Where the hell is this place?

Reynold reaches to his back, and heaved a sigh of relieve, luckily, his demonic blade is still with him.

Before Reynold and Cynthia’s conversation, Chihiro the little loli, after eating and drinking her fill, fell asleep while basking the sunlight and returned to demonic blade form, and Reynold returned her to his back.

Reynold felt more relieved with his weapon, he observe his surrounding again, this time he not only look at the scenery and terrain, he also tries to look for any sign of life.

A ruthless killing intent rush towards him…….

When killing intent reach a certain level, it will seem to turn into substance, Reynold could even see the red and black particles of killing intent filling the air.

A tall sturdy man walked out from the horizon, with the endless sea and the sunset behind him, the radiance of the sun behind him hide his features in shadow, looking from afar, he looks like a statue of a warrior embed in the middle of the sun.

(Tl: not as epic as this)

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9 thoughts on “My Weapon is a Loli, Chapter 3

  1. mem

    can’t stop seeing ms. teacher as kenpachi with snow-white legs and a good cleavage

    whoever linked that kenpachi image, you are a devil

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  4. Imaginary Number

    Reynold still have not caught on to what happened, he can only watch as Cincia* sensei jog towards him with increasing pace, she formed an arc with her long leg, and……..

    *should be Cynthia

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